The top 40 hits right now suck. For the most part anyway. We used to buy those crappy Now That’s What I Call Music CDs, until they started getting bad and they were Now That’s What I Call Music… That Makes You Want To Stick Hundreds Of Needles Into Your Eyes. EVERY SONG SOUNDS THE SAME THESE DAYS. In this event, me and Theo have created a project we call “Possibly The Greatest CD Ever Compiled By A Human Being, Robot, Ghost, Or Dog: A Project To Save Music And Destroy Radio.” 17 Tracks of pure, epic, awesome brutality. This great sandwich of rock will be released on July 21st, but here’s an early track list:

 

1. TIE MY ROPE as shredded by CHILDREN OF BODOM

2. KICK (REMIX) as technologically inserted into your brainwaves by JAMES EURINGER

3. PIONEERS as rocked into your soul by BLOC PARTY

4. HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES as killed all music in your memory by ROB ZOMBIE

5. DEATH BLOOMS as screamed into your eardrums by MUDVAYNE

6. 30/30 150 as educationally slaughtered by STONE SOUR

7. BUBBLES as popped, locked, and dropped by SYSTEM OF A DOWN

8. MUSIC IS MY HOT HOT SEX as blown up by CSS

9. COME TOGETHER as covered and darkened by SOUNDGARDEN

10. PUNKBITCH as shot into your kneecaps by 3OH!3

11. RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS as exploded into your snot particles by HIM

12. DO YOU STILL HATE ME? as loved by JAWBREAKER

13. NIGHTMARE as brutally shattered by DRY KILL LOGIC

14. I AM THE WALRUS as covered and drugged up by JIM CARREY

15. FEEL LIKE MAKIN’ LOVE as covered and shouted by KID ROCK

16. LOVE ME SEXY as danced and drilled by WILL FERREL (as JACKIE MOON)

17. DAY OF THE BAPHOMETS as epically proportioned and told in the style of pure rock godness by none other than the men who make it work, THE MARS VOLTA

 

Again, this compilation will not be released until July 21st, but you can get a free download of NIGHTMARE from roadrunnerrecords.com